Bachelor Parties

Someone told me that friends of soon-to-be-married men take the bachelor party as an opportunity to dissuade the guy from marrying the girl, or at the very least, to get even with the girl he's marrying. After all, the girl is taking away their best bud for life. Things'll never be the same again. No more drunken nights painting the town red, chasing after girls, or just hanging out being their masculine lazy selves.

So they go out, get the guy drunk, get him some lap dances, maybe a few pills or puffs, and then try to get him laid.

Tsk Tsk Tsk.

If anything goes wrong, they'll be sorry and admit that they knew all along that the girl did make him the happiest they'd ever seen him. That they didn't mean for this to happen. Wash my hands, will ya?

At the moment, though, 'woohooo, let's get reckless...this is your last chance to be a man.'

Boys.

And I thought only girls had this weird 'friend jealousy' thing going on.