honkity-tonk

have any of these happened to you?

- got so engrossed with a scene you were watching on tv where the actress was calling someone on the phone, that when your own phone rang, you said "hello, may i please speak with..." and then silenced yourself, because YOUR phone rang. you stupidly realize the person on the other line called you, not the other way around...?
- was so sleepy that you slept on the sofa, while your best friend was ranting about his love life, only to wake up the next morning, with the phone (dead line, of course) still in your hand...?
- went on a date where the guy wanted an implied kiss at the end of the date, and you were just giving him an awkward hug. a kiss on the nose is not the easiest awkward situation to get out of...?
- had a fight with someone on the street (in a 4 to 5-star village, no less), and had them throw you around (wrestling style), and had you land on your butt, on the ground...?
- worked on a project for money, and because you were stoned from the meds, deleted the files for the project, and only recalled doing so two days after the fact...?
- found yourself liking someone 'unattainable', and thinking 'why isn't that person into me?' and then having someone else tell you 'you're my unattainable' and asking you why you're not into them, all in the same afternoon...?
- told someone about a celebrity you had seen who was overly made up while playing a sport, only to find out that that celebrity was actually a close college friend of theirs...?
- talking to two people at the same time, and sent a rant message about a person to THE person you were ranting about...?
- have an acquaintance invite you and two other people to a small birthday lunch on a whim right in the same week of your birthday, and you didn't invite them to your own small party because you didn't particularly think you guys were close...?

dami pa, but this is way too long for my comfort, so i'll save the rest for next time...